Space Aliens Caused Wet Chaos at Secret Airbase
Posted by Felix on November 30, 2023 at 10:23:31
In Reply to: Re: Is Everybody Asleep? posted by wetjumper on November 30, 2023 at 01:02:37:
Yes, we've been sidetracked by the media way too much. Now they talk about space alien invasion, even in the US Congress.
I picked up a classified news story through independent media that was suppressed because of national security implications. Read it and forget it:
On a hot evening last August a secret airbase in Nevada, USA, was invaded by about 120 blue skinned space aliens from a blue green waterworld. They are almost as tall as us, have 5 sexes (not genders) and live a very hedonistic lifestyle.
They explore the galaxy unhindered in search of wet adventures, defended by a very powerful short range and long range weapon: Telepathy. Whenever they sense aggression they convert it into lust. That makes them invincible. Resistance is futile.
So, that August evening they landed at the airbase in search for fun. The personnel at the base was defenceless against their telepathy weapons and total chaos broke out. First they liberated some Greys that were held there and let them get back to their spacecraft that were held in hangar. Greys aren’t keen party animals so they flew back home immediately.
Next they turned on all the sprinkler systems in the offices and played loud music. Then they got the fire engines out to create a rain dance arena on the airfield. All the personnel got soaking wet and started chasing each other. Over time it just turned into a big interplanetary orgy before the aliens left in the early hours of the morning.
It took almost a month to get the airbase operational again. An internal document leaked from the Pentagon voiced serious concerns about national and global security if the aliens were to return in large numbers and turn sensitive regions like the Middle East into huge waterparks.
You have been warned. Don't tell anyone.
Felix
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